Do the banh mi dance!
You take one banh mi in one hand, and another banh mi in another. And then you dance spastically, but also slowly. You're pretty much randomly jousting the sammies at people, I think. One of my friends invented the dance. Not me.
Anyway, the banh mi is pretty good here. The bread is soft and fluffy like a cloud. It isn't a long baguette. It is more of an ovular shape. (Perfect shape for banh mi dances). Stout would be the correct way to describe it. The grilled pork is flavorful and tangy. The jalapeƱos give you a nice kick in the pants. The ratio of meat to radishes to jalapeƱos to cilantro is just perfect. At $2.50 and some change, this is the cheapest and tastiest near the strip!