Look, I'm not fussy. I'm not mean. I'm not demanding. I just want a glass of wine and some food. I'm even willing to just order off the board when the waitress can't figure out that four people need more than one menu. I really wish I could discuss the food, but the service is so bad that I can't remember what I had to eat.
In case the staff reads yelp in between listening to the Smiths all day and wondering why they aren't famous artists yet, here are some tips:
1. Bring menus for everyone
2. Do not walk away if only three people have ordered and there are four people at the table.
3. Do not roll your eyes, kid.
4. Do not pretend that you are a really good waitress who can remember everything. You have to write it down because when you don't write it down you will end up bringing me the wrong thing.
5. Do not forget to take empty plates off the rickety, unclean table because otherwise there is nowhere to put down the food. It's ok the first time you bring it because the order is wrong and you have to take it back. (See number 3)
6. Do not let our wine glasses get empty. We live in the midwest too. We hate it here too. We need more wine.