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| - I have come here a few times now, and everything/anything can happen at this place. Literally, every time I stop in, some crazy sh*t happens to me. Pretty entertaining.
The first time I ever stopped in, I was supposed to be meeting up with my buddy Tien N. He totally stood me up, too....
LOL, actually, it was a miscommunication sort of thing, but I still tease him about standing me up that night. Anyway, as I sat there all glum and bummy (because none of my other friends wanted to hang out with me), I noticed something. There was a raffle going on. You could win hats, t-shirts, and what else?... BOOZE.
I had a ticket, but me being the unlucky person I am, I knew I wasn't going to win crap. This dude sat down next to me, and commented on me looking like a hipster, where I in turn, commented on him looking like some bum with a fake sports jersey on. Stunned by my snappy response, he apologized and offered up his name. Conversation died out, and soon he was munching on the food he had ordered.
The last raffle of the night, guess what? This dude wins!! He decided to take the bottle of Stoli. Then what does he do? Mutters, "Merry Christmas...", hands me the bottle, then promptly walks out. I was stunned. I guess he felt sorta bad..... By gads, it was a Christmas Miracle!!
Oh, and this older, semi-creepy gentleman was hitting on me, because I was there alone. Or maybe because it was simply because I had a vagina. Whatever the case, I explained to him about how I had been stood up, and he leans in and whispers ever so softly, "That guy is a damn fool if he's gonna miss out on a girl like you." Cue in Berlin's "Take My Breath Away."
Funny thing is, he was there the next time, when both Tien N. and Anthony M. were both there, and I pointed, then yelled, "That's the dude that stood me up!!!" Tien was just like, "Huh?...." Good times.
The ambiance is good, and everyone is pretty laid back. Accept for the crazy jukebox guy. That dude plays the worst music, but he's so happy about it, you can't help but feel good about what's assaulting your ears at that moment.
I have not tried to food here, but I plan on coming back for the AYCE fish and chips sometime in the future, on a "fatty-poomba" day.
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