They practically asked for my first-born in exchange for wifi. Made me wait 10 minutes to order despite a full staff and only two customers. Then the pop machine wouldn't work. Then the other pop machine malfunctioned, spraying me with fanta syrup that stuck to my arms and cheeks like a drunken henna tattoo. Then I received dirty cutlery. Then the food took 25 minutes. Then, while bringing my order, the server dropped about a third of my fries on the floor but decided not to replace them. Then the chicken arrived cold with spongy, gelatinous skin, obviously not cooked despite me asking for it to be well done. With tax and a tip, 27 dollars. Ouch.