About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/_bvsnw-7KpEUrPrVYPbERg     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • The only things that would add more 'charm' to this place would be distributed buckets of rusty and broken scissors, nails and used syringes for the kids to play with, perhaps also a sharp stick in the eye of all guests who enter (which would improve the view and the comfort of the guests.) Went here for a gathering/event (where the gathering/event organizer /host didn't have the courtesy to secure the facility for their use, essentially treating this place like a public park, shame on the organizer/host). Full of broken toys and potentially dangerous playground equipment. Barn with animals and horseback rides were ok, but facility was just run down and full of old broken stuff, with toilets decorating the grounds (which all serve as the owner's backyard - must be delightful). I have been to a ranch before, which is kind of what this place is advertised as - but this place was more like the Sanford and Son of petting zoos. Between the poor setting and the disorganized and disrespectful behavior of the gathering/event organizer/host (among other issues), a truly awful and wasted afternoon was spent here.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (252 GB total memory, 121 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2026 OpenLink Software