Go on this cruise if you 1) Enjoy being treated as cattle waiting interminably while these hapless and uncaring folks hold you up in lines no less than three times before you ever get to the boat! 2) Enjoy feeling as if you somehow intruded on their otherwise happy family function. After surviving the unbelievably inane process of simply getting from your car to the boat, insult is heaped on top of repeated injury by wait staff who seem bent on taking care of their friends while other paying clients give up on any hope of getting a drink. Please, save yourself some misery. Stay home, bathe the dog, floss your teeth, do anything but waste your money on this farce. I will say that the only bright spot in this otherwise uninterrupted parade of misery was the fine musicianship displayed by Notes from Neptune. To the operators of this disaster, do yourself a favor and go to Puerto Penasco where you might ask the operators there to teach you about customer service. Wow, just wow.