walk down and sit at a table in an empty bar.
"ill have a gin and tonic"
"oh i don't think we have gin"
"hmm. ill have a house margarita then"
"okay"
(7 minutes later)
"actually we do have gin. would you like beefeaters, tanqueray, or Bombay?"
"i'll do the beefeaters"
"okay"
(10 minutes later)
"we actually don't have beefeaters"
"ill do the bombay then"
"okay, how do you want it?"
"...with tonic."
(many minutes later, checking out, reading bill)
gin and tonic...
$12.
Im giving these guys three stars because they give you a white chocolate/pecan treat with the bill and it was delicious but it wasn't worth a $12 gin and tonic with awful service