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You've seen the commercials. You've heard the pitch. $5 hot and ready pizza.
And let me tell you, they aren't fucking around. I had barely placed the order when like a magician from down low he produced a fresh 'hot and ready pizza' Even now, I'm genuinely impressed with the quality of the pizza, the cleanliness of the store and the enthusiasm of the staff. If you're hungry, and just want to get it in, here's your place.
Why the missing star?
When I look down on a pizza, I don't want to see bread bubbles or red sauce. I want to see a roof of cheese and toppings over an evenly laid out crust.
*there was a generous amount of pepperonis
Keep in mind, I'm an asshole. But I know what I like. And air and sauce, isn't pizza.
Ps-keep in mind, I didn't actually have a slice. I just picked off some of the pepperonis and then shared it with a friend.
pps-if you're going to make a 'deep-dish' pizza, there needs to be something deep about the dish. An inch and half of bread, is not pizza. It's literally bread. I can go to Panera if I want that.
In closing, when game days comes: you'd be rewarded and satisfied with this spot.
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