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| - I must admit this review is going back to 2007 or so. but I'm new to this inter-webs so I'd figure the nice people of yelp and the people who actually decide to go to yelp for strip club advice (read: losers) would appreciate this review.
I was in town for a Red Sox game and decided I had enough of the Brass Rail and ventured here. It is a pretty scummy area of town, homeless, crackheads, the indigent. However I wanted to see some naked ladies, so I decided to go anyways.
Went in after the game, not a huge crowd but plenty of ladies. The stage shows were nice, one girl was really good and had sparklers and such. It was quite a production.
Booze are expensive 9-12 dollars for a mixed drink. They are however less expensive than the Brass Rail.
I was enjoying a beverage, when I was approached by a lovely young lady, she offered me the world in VIP, so I decided to give her a throw. I had to pay a VIP fee for entrance to the backstage area, whatever not a huge deal but sheesh the backstage area is far more seedy than the stage area. That being said the darkness and the fact that no one else was there tempted me. So I went back sat on a love seat, and the girl did her thing, however it wasn't that good, I was a little disappointed. I went back to my seat and grumbled to my friend.
At this time I was approached by an Asian woman. I don't remember her name, it might have been Asia (seriously) she started talking dirty in my ear, she had a white bikini on, the only reason I remember that was she had white nail polis on and it glowed in the dark (cool, no?) She offered me a little extra in the VIP, she wanted to know if I wanted her to play with my slide whistle, not being from around these parts I only assumed there was some super duper VIP area where they had live music playing for you while the girls dance. I was sold, we went to the backstage area, but this time we went into a dark corner, she spoke into my ear and made me another offer, she wanted to play with my slide whistle in addition to cleaning it with her mouth, now that is a full service club!!!
Begrudgenly I accepted, I began to touch her as she warmed me up, before I knew it I was in the bathroom flushing a prophylactic down the toilet.
It wasn't the best, it wasn't the worse, it was the most awkward, and it was nerve racking as well. Overall it is what it is...
Basically find the right girl and wheel and deal, there is money to be made and slide whistled to be cleaned.
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