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dateCreated	2012-05-06 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Mickie Finnz
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rev:rating	3 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	Spinning like a grazed bowling pin, I walk, ninety-percent inebriated, over to Mickie Finnz with my girlfriend in tow. After feeling like someone took a cream pie to my soul, I decide to go order the most conspicuously bombastic drink ever. A cocktail in a fish bowl. We decide to order the most fizzy, neon, gut-bleaching drink on the menu. The stuff is mostly comprised of rum and some nondescript energy drink. The server pleads with me to not order the stuff. "Um. Don't do this to yourself," she says with biblical conviction. "I have to! I have no choice!" I exclaim, the collar of my shirt drunkenly crooked and sticking up like ruffled feathers on a limping pigeon. "Whatever, man," I hear from the now indifferent lips of the once concerned server. The concoction of well spirits, the juicy innards of a popped open can of energy drink, and the distilled hatred of a thousand future memories is swelling in the witch's cauldron of this gigantic fish bowl. My eyes light up; not from excitement but because the color of this drink is so bright. It looks like the green ooze from those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies. My girlfriend and I spend the next thirty minutes passing this monstrous thing back and fourth like it was a medicine ball. After we finish the fish bowl we spend the next three days feeling like someone took an ice pick to our frontal lobes. That said, I would definitely recommend playing Russian roulette at Mickie Finnz - but only if someone is with you who will share the agony and regret with good humor.
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rev:reviewer	Rob

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