I remember a story where Curious George hangs out in the toy section of a shop so long that he gets locked in overnight.
It is of course easy for Curious George to get locked in because looking exactly like a toy monkey he is easily mistaken as part of the section, but it seems to me that anyone (you, me, the man in the park, the dog tied to a tree, the neighborhood pervert, etc), anyone could get trapped overnight in this maniacal store because Honest Ed's is a little piece of you and I.
Honest Ed's is honest because it refuses to pretend it is something that it it isn't. But at the same time it isn't anything. Or, at the risk of sounding too philosophical, Honest Ed's isn't one thing.
To sum up this insane review, go to Honest Ed's for some nose clippers or a plain old good time.