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  • For months, I waited for this place to open. The anticipation grew with each passing day. When the enrollment center opened up, I was one of the first ones through the door, bothering Jesse, the GM. Why? Because it is time for me to get my fat ass in shape! Then it opened, and it was even more glorious than I had hoped. So many things to do here, so many classes, so many ways to turn calories and regret into muscle. But, alas - I had no idea how to DO any of these things! And so Jesse bade me sit with Erik Ramondo, who has begun the arduous process of imparting knowledge unto me. Erik is patient, and kind. Erik has a high tolerance for my vulgar language and demonizing him. Erik is the best personal trainer you can hope to get if you're looking to unfat yourself. He'll show you how to be a more efficient, leaner, stronger you, and that's what's worth it. In just a few short weeks, I'm seeing my strength increase. (And, praise be, my waistline seems to have stopped increasing.) So, when you sign up for EoS, and you strong-arm Jesse into a good deal on personal training, ask for Erik. He may not make you famous, but he'll make you happy with yourself.
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