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  • I hate this restaurant. I hate how this place has ruined tacos for me. I can't get tacos anywhere else without being disappointed. I hate how this place is a black hole for your money, sucking you in, constantly reaching into your wallet while you stand on their chest high tables, helpless to the smell of Gobernador's and their delicious salsas. I hate how I no longer dream of my girlfriend, but of their tacos, lining up single file into my mouth. I despise how every bite of a taco means less taco on my tray, that the happiness my throat is feeling is limited as the taco is not an endless entity but just two tortillas with whatever the hell they put into it to make my life complete. I hate that they don't take debit because I cannot spend all of my savings on these tacos. Enough of the hyperboles though, this place has some really good tacos. I was initially turned off by the price of each taco as they are $5 each before tax but then $5.65 afterwards. The tacos are worth it. There will most likely be a line and there is only one table to eat it with shelves hanging off the wall to eat off of. I dread the inevitable line and the limited seating, but the tacos are worth it. I love these tacos. I wish I was a taco from seven lives. Eat here, I am confident that you will like it but if you don't then I apologize but damn I really like it here. Good stuff Seven Lives. 5/5.
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