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| - At the library 'studying' and can't ignore your grumbling anymore? And by grumbling I mean not just you because you have an exam tomorrow you haven't quite finished reading the text for. Or attended lecture for the last three weeks. I'm talking about your stomach! Well, take that well deserved break and walk yourself down State St. past but not quite past the Taco Bell and straight into Za's where you can quickly grab an order form and a pencil from the counter as you walk in. Start by putting your name on the top, (And feel free to use whatever's left of your brain cells that the beer didn't get and put down awesome names. Names like...Optimus Prime. This creativity will come into play later when they serve up your order by calling out your name which will echo, echo, echo throughout the entire cafe. You'll probably laugh to yourself because only you know that your name is not really Optimus Prime.) Next, fill in the bubble in front of whatever item you want or you may customize your own order by simply filling in more bubbles. This will be the easiest scantron you'll ever fill out in your college career. You can't fail this like your impending exam the next day.
Although I've only ever had the Chicken Alfredo--that's not to say their pizza and pananis aren't as delectable. And for the record, I don't know how each time the alfredo turns out so perfect--it's never dry. I ponder this because the guys behind the bars sure don't look like chefs to me. They closely resemble those guys who look like they just barely crawled out of bed and tumbled into lecture wearing what they wore to sleep the night before. Wait...wait, a second--they are the very same guys! How is this?! Just, just how is this?! Oh, I can also attest to their great salads. Go Greek. Well, like Lamar Burton always said, "You don't have to take my word for it."
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