It certainly is not "Woohoo! As good as it gets!"
I am in no way "Yay! I'm a fan."
It would be "A-OK." if total checks rang up to about half of what they end up being.
So, it is certainly a "Meh. I've experienced better."
I would include dinner and the pies in that assessment.
Service is not award-winning, but it is hardly "I'll never step foot in here again" either.
The male restroom is worse than the ones at nearby Sam Boyd Stadium, and I do not care one bit about someone calling that hyperbole. It is actually true. (I checked.) (I am certain you would not like pictures.) ("Eek! Methinks not.")
And one time we patronised this Marie Callender's before a Rebels game, they did not have ice cream. (How the fuck do you rely on pies as your #1 claim-to-fame, and you allow your freezer to run out of ice cream? You have got to be kidding. *looks around for hidden cameras*)
Marie Callender needs to stop by and clean house. - E