Seriously? You're going to just stand behind the counter staring at me after I walk into your store and cheerfully say "Hi!"?
Wait, you're going to follow me around, too, when I get slightly out of sight in the Men's section?
Um, you only stock way-marked up designer and knock off crap that a) anyone with half a brain could source on the internet for cheaper and b) seems to be a selection of the ugliest, trendiest wares available that season?
Oh, Boris and Natasha... I remember when you were a latex-bedecked, stripey, upscale goth version of Hot Topic, and I wish you'd revert back. At least you were good for a laugh.