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| - Texas Station is cool with me for three reasons:
1. Lack of scene. If you're mediocre on the strip, you are smokin' here. When I'm feeling unattractive, this is my go-to spot.
2. No customers. Sometimes, I hate people and want to be far away from them all. This place is deserted. So, thanks, Texas Station, for contributing to my misanthropy.
3. Everything under one roof. Theaters, bowling alley, oyster bar, sub par buffet, Dairy Queen, a ballroom where I once spent three hellish days, and a gift shop. If I ever decide to pull a Howard Hughes, I'm going here.
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