I had a burger called the Gold Standard. It did not have any gold contained within it and I am okay with that. It did not have very many standards, either. For example, a few minutes after it came to the table it started hitting on every guy there. Even Julian.
No standards.
I added a fried egg and I was happy about that. I ordered a caipirinha since they had a full bar and I was happy about that too. Kevin used up more ketchup than a family of six should use in any given month other than July. July is a month where most families of six use a lot of ketchup. Look it up.
The art on the walls might make a vegetarian feel a little bad. But if you're a vegetarian and you're eating at this place, you're kind of an idiot. Not for eating at this place. But for being a vegetarian. What's up with that?
Side note...the popcorn is pretty legit. Don't miss a chance to try it. It's free, too. So unless you just got sealants on your molars, you should dig in.