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| - What a s^#hole. Mud everywhere for first 5 holes! $65 wasted! The recent flooding decimated this course yet they still try to charge top dollar for it! WHAT A JOKE! I will never play here again! Fucking shi(&*#hole! How any other reviewer out there has given this course more than a half star is beyond me. They most likely work for this dump. I read some of the older reviews. One dude says its a dogpath...I can't believe someone would subject their pet to this torture by letting them walk on this dump. FUCKING MUD!!!!! I mean that literally! The ranger told me on the 4th hole after I asked him "where's all the grass, this is supposed to be a golf course not a mud bog", he said that after the 5th hole you will start to see grass....yeah, with a straight face too. Course design is fricking horrible... they have you laying up off the tee on a par 5! and I don't mean 3 wood laying up, I mean use a 7 iron so you don't hit the 80 yards of shit bushes waiting for you. 80 yards starting at 190, so, you have to hit 270 - 280 on the fly to a 5 yard wide fairway to clear the shit. Yeah, what a genius course design that is. These assholes should close this course for a year and at least get the grass to grow back. Then, and only then, they should think about charging an appropriate rate, like maybe $15-$20 for 18 holes, and that's only if it's in good condition. I know it won't be though, shitholes like this are all about stealing your money and never putting it back into the course. The only bright spot about today's round was Haley the cart girl. Pleasant, just the right amount of smart ass to ge tme out of my bad mood from the experience I was in from the get go. No signs in the parking lot!!! Looks like your checking into a hotel, no bag boys, no carts anywhere, no fucking SIGNS to tell you where to carry your bag to!! Yeah, thats right, you get to carry your shit all the way through the parking lot because theres no fucking signs that tell you WHERE TO DROP YOUR BAG OFF! FUCKING IDIOTS! You can't see the pro shop hidden all the way around the back, all the bag boys are back there too, not where they should be out front... If you want to enjoy yourself, and your thinking about coming here, HEED MY ADVICE! Go to a putt putt, driving range, play croquet somewhere, do anything but go here!!!! These fucks don't even have a driving range, they make you hit balls into a net! I can't believe I gave them $65....I feel so fucking raped!!!
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