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  • I'm a fan of Britney's infectious pop hits that- like Taylor Swift's- are masterfully engineered to sound better than these people are actually capable of singing. That being said, here's some real talk. Folks, the cocaine and arthritis have won. Britney: 0. Cocaine and arthritis: 1. The actual production itself is the low end of a medium-sized budget. Her back-up dancers work really hard and are on point. Sadly, the most emotionally uninvested person and absent person during the entire show is Britney herself. Britney was off by an eighth note for almost all of her dance moves. She can't move her hips or her knees anymore, so you see a LOT of skipping around and tossing of her massive hair extensions. Like... a LOT. Don't say I didn't tell you so. This would be tolerable if she could at least sing, but she's lip syncing the entire time to tracks with old vocals, and the contrast between her lip syncing and her actual talking is so obvious. They don't show her face a single time on camera, so if you are in the cheap seats (read: $100), you can't even tell it's Britney Spears vs another white girl with a huge hair weave. Be prepared to stand the whole show, and if you are shorter than the person in the row in front of you, you are absolutely screwed. I had a six foot, drunk redhead in front of me, and I couldn't see much without wiggling around as my head was still shorter than hers. The only time I could see was when she went to go get another cherry vodka sour. I'm not sure what I'm paying for. Honestly, I don't know if I would even be willing to pay $50 for this show. Actually, I do know the answer to it, and the answer is NO. Don't waste your time and money on this painful show.
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