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| - Hot mess. Reviewing for nightlife, not food, though based on my experience and fellow Yelp reviews, I'd hardly try this place for a meal. Went out with friends after an out-of-town friend wanted to hookah it up and another friend said he knew the owner of the place. We got a table, ordered unlimited flavors and watched the ridiculous display begin. Bouncers moonlight as servers, bringing hookahs and helping out as needed - unfortunately, some were much better than others with attentiveness and service. Very frustrating and a waste of the unlimited flavors. This could have been partially because of the fact that the majority of the clientele were three sheets to the wind. Not a problem except for the fact that in our short time there, not one, not two, but three people threw up on themselves right next to us. Also had a lot of people come try to sit at our table when people in our party went to the bathroom or the bar - mostly guys hitting on the girls in our group and trying to bum off the hookah. Watched a group of guys swoop in and commandeer another table's hookah after the 21st birthday girl threw up on the table and their party left abruptly. I'll pay for my hookah, thank you.
Last call and the place is a sloppy mess - I literally had to stretch my feet out in my heels to keep my shoes on my feet, the floor was so sticky. Made it out just in time to see one of the guys who was trying to bogart our table get hogtied and arrested on Mill. Random.
Shan't return.
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