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| - One of the worst scary attractions I have ever been to. It cost $18 with a coupon for the 3 attractions- The Crypt, Asylum and Maze. I came in here hoping and praying to be scared but it didn't end up that way. The only people who were scared were teenage kids and teenage girls. It really wasn't that scary coming from a guy in the mid 20's. Definitely more of a kid attraction than an adult/over 20's attraction. The value was just not there. It was more of a standing in line simulator than a scare simulator.
The Crypt Review: I guess this one was the most scariest for most of the girls in the group but not to sound like a badass or anything it really wasn't that well done. The paths were setup pretty badly, confusing, not enough actors, not a very good quality setup and the scares were unevenly distributed amongst the group. Only a couple people per group actually got scared. At the end or near the end there was a chainsaw guy that scared most people but it wasn't that great.
The Asylum Review: Felt thrown together, they love using these plastic drapes all over the attractions which just feel like cheap thrown together mazing that you can kind of see where they ran out of ideas on how to scare. The animatronics were very few and not that great either. This attraction was pretty short in comparison to The Crypt.
The Chaos Maze: Thee worst value for an attraction I have ever seen at a scary attractions place. This thing supposedly costs $5 for entry? It took literally less than 45-90 seconds to complete from the time of entry to the exit. It was the biggest scam I have ever witnessed. It was not a maze. It was a bunch of plastic drapes and there was practically no walls to guide you like an actual maze would have had. It was extremely small and not worth it at all. Huge scam or best cash grab for them.
Overall: Attractions were too short, not scary enough, not enough quality actors, not enough scares, not worth it, money not well spent, maze? what maze?, cash grab, standing in line simulator, teenage kid attraction at best or girlfriend date night but nothing more than that. Go somewhere else. Spare yourself.
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