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dateCreated	2012-06-18 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	TAO Nightclub
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rev:rating	2 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	Probably the most overrated club in the history of Las Vegas nightlife. (Although let's keep in mind that I'm not reviewing their daytime activities. I hear that's a lot better than their nightlife, so this review in no way analyzes that experience.) For one, it's a nice club. For some reason I felt like I was in one of those clubs where the bad guys from Rush Hour 2 chill after a long day of murder. They also got girls in what looks like fish tanks (not cages) dancing. I found it more funny rather than enticing. There are two main dance floors, a big one for house, and a more intimate setting for hip hop. And for the first few hours, they sucked. However the hell their DJs are need to no longer be hired. The hip hop room plays bottom 40 non-hits from decades ago... in other words, undanceable... and the house room was inconsistent with "drops." Luckily, with some patience, things got better. Both rooms started to get hella crackin, and I guess it gave the DJs hard-ons or something because they suddenly clicked. Why 2 stars? It was almost too crackin. So crackin that you'd see trains of guys headed to the dance floor followed by one girl... an old girl at that. Since Tao is popular to EVERYBODY, it means old people are there too. And guys. Lots of guys who think they got game. shakes head To make matters worse, WELL cocktails are $15-25 each. Horrible. I'm just not going to make a big deal about that because their bartenders are hella chill people. I actually bought the blonde chick at the hip hop room a drink for being somebody cool to talk to. (But yeah, if you're striking a conversation you can actually hear in a HIP HOP room... that means it wasn't crackin in there.) Again. Probably the most overrated club in the history of Las Vegas nightlife. Oh yeah, there's hella stairs. So ladies, if you're wasted (and guys won't be wasted here because drinks are too expensive and most of yall get it free), take off your heels when you leave the club. The stairs are carpeted so you don't have to worry about catching chlamydia.
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