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WRONG!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cook eggs that are THIS BAD? Perk in Scottsdale makes it simple. First they take old eggs that were fried up yesterday and reheat them in the microwave, then, sparingly dump a few old and gross vegetable pieces inside and slather the eggs in dirty grease. Make sure to leave out any salt or spices and flavor to ensure a disgusting experience.
disgusting, greasy, flavorless, microwaved. I'm almost positive my health has been temporarily compromised by a simple omelette. I would be very embarrassed if this was my restaurant. Very, very sad, and I am entirely disgusted.
Next, these geniuses serve up a side of rosemary potatoes. This is hilarious... Large sprigs of greasy rosemary flopped on top of a pile of black potatoes. Its very clear that the owner of this restaurant just does not give a s*it.
Dear Gordon Ramsey, I have a new challenge for you. Perk Scottsdale. a disgusting mess and waste of $9 for an omelette.
Seriously. How do you f*ck up an omelette!? A Blind monkey could cook a better omelette while doing cartwheels on a space ship. Also, their plastic fork cut me. Everything just seems to be the poorest quality possible. I seriously couldn't make this stuff up.
If you're old and gross and don't care because you've completely let yourself go, this place is perfect for you, they care just as little as you do about how their food looks and tastes.
DISGUSTING! BEWARE!
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