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  • This place and its sister location in Kent fry up my favorite cheap-ass Mexican food in the entire NEO area. The locations are essentially interchangeable, but today I'm giving the nod to the Streetsboro place because it's really obvious to everyone who sets foot inside it that the building used to be a McDonald's, and sometimes, SHIT GETS REAL. Like, this one time, I heard a kid screaming from the bathroom because, as he would later claim, an apparition of a creepy man dressed as a clown appeared in the bathroom mirror and lunged at him while he was washing his hands.* Other than that, this place is aces. Yes, it's the typical combo platter Mexican joint with about fifty thousand menu items that are all inherently the same basic thing, but they just do it much better than most of the other places. (Which says a lot coming from me, given the fact that cheap Mexican food is my favorite food group.) And cripes, man, is it cheap -- cheap enough that you don't have to feel guilty about springing for one of their tasty margaritas. That's all. Thank you Yelp! and Internet for the free speech. *Editor's Note: The author of this review is totally joking about that stuff with the creepy ghost clown. Honest. This place is very nice and family friendly, unlike the Home Depot. Seriously, can I have one trip to the Home Depot where I don't have to see the employees engaging in horrifying occult rituals?** **A Different Editor's Note: The editor of this review is totally joking about the Home Depot. This was actually meant to be a thinly veiled jab at Lowe's. (This is the point in the review where you vote it up for being 'Useful')
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