Michelle,
Clearly your reading comprehension is as bad as your service.
1. Your officiant said not to take pictures DURING the ceremony, not after. Read the review again, dear.
2. I said she is an Oompa Loompa of a woman, not an actual Oompa Loompa.
3. I'm happy for you that Nevada is troll friendly, which is really lucky for you and the rest of the Chapel's trolls.