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I would like to offer a suggestion as to what to get when you go to Welcome, but unfortunately I have no suggestion because you cannot go wrong. Here are some of my favorites though:
1) The Chicken- I'm fairly certain that the chicken was raised in the Garden of Eden and prepared by Chuck Norris and Beyoncé. It's perfect. Upon taking a bite of this chicken, you experience an ecstasy that sends shivers through your spine. You experience a change that rocks you to the core of your being. You become a savage, ravenously devouring bite after bite with reckless abandon. After returning from this out of body experience, you are left panting, covered head to toe in Korean Chili sauce, and begging for more. This chicken will haunt your dreams; it will fill your thoughts; it might even threaten your dearest relationships because it is the only thing that satisfies you anymore.
2) The Iced Toddy- I want to fill a bathtub with this liquid gold so I can soak in it. A taste of this divine beverage is like the first day of spring after a long, cold winter. When you thought that the world was left hopeless following the death of the King of Pop, Blue House Coffee brought us hope in the form of an iced, caffeinated beverage. Imagine the edginess of "Bad", the simplicity of "Black or White ", and the pure joy of "Man in the Mirror." Now take all of those feelings and put them into a cup of coffee. That is Blue House's iced toddy: the reincarnation of Michael Jackson's music.
3) Every Donut- The donuts are freedom. With ever bite, you find yourself feeing more alive. Like up to this point, everything seemed ok, but now that you have taken a bite from this donut, you know what pure joy tastes like. The case is like a portal into a newfound happiness.
Go to Welcome Chicken + Donuts. It's amazing.
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