Ok, I'm updating my review to be more fair.
Last night, I went to Smashboxx. I think I now have a love/hate relationship with this place. The music wasn't so great last night. The DJ was a bit soft, and played some crappy music. I guess that happens.
The crowd was the usual. I ended up going with a large group and we got bottle service. Last time, I paid through my nose for club sodas. This time around, not the case. Thankfully. I was sure to take care of the hot server. Not because she was hot. Because she took care of us.
Also, be sure to tip the bathroom guy. One of the guys in our group did that, and we were able to get pretty much whatever we wanted from him. He has it all. Blowpops, condoms, gum, etc. Tip him. Tip him well.