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By The Rue
I was at the JW Marriot,
Parked my jeep in the lot,
Up to the lobby I did walk,
After check in, my room I sought,
Paid for the room I didn't squat,
Dropped my bag didn't give it much thought,
I think I smelled someone smoking pot,
NBA Finals game 3 I caught,
BTL is where I watched,
Lebron James make his shot,
Angie the bartender is pretty hot,
OKC lost, I was distraught,
I like coming here a lot,
Close to hiking trails to trot,
The staff on hand - none were snots,
Room was clean carpet without spot,
Nothing in the gift shop that I bought,
You cannot sail here on a yacht,
Foiled your plans, killed your plot,
The lightbulbs there are 60 watt,
Don't tie your prostitute up with knots,
If you do they will call swat,
Allowed to return you cannot,
Dump your boyfriend whose name is Scott.
Staycation!
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