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  • There should be a circle of Hell reserved for those who only pursue cheap booze. It would be covered with hand-scrawled and barely-literate signage, viciously inebriated derelicts (no less than two in this joint, and a few from our party), the pungent stank of failure (that you probably could smell from ten miles away), and all the other flourishes that are legion in Ten Mile Aroma. Authentic northeastern Chinese? Perhaps in that it's an incomprehensible clusterf**k in there, and everything costs pennies. But with all the amazing options in Chinatown, there is one and only one reason to visit this place. And you're damned if you do. I am a sinner that can't resist the promise of cheap beer, let alone DANGEROUSLY cheap beer. The aforementioned Sun Draught (from the mysterious Amber Brewery) are the suds du choix in TMA, and the pricing had our entire group scratching our heads trying to suss out profit margins and the legalities of the brewing operation. Though I went for the $2 glasses, on my arrival I was greeted with two plastic-wrapped tables COVERED with $4.99 pitchers. Let me repeat: five dollar jugs. Ever feel like buying a round of pitchers? Now you can. Again and again and again. But like the clever ironies of Hades, there is a twist. The food is subpar. The portion sizes were certainly enormous, but everything seemed greasy and that includes the plates and fistful of chopsticks they dropped on our table with all the care of a logging crane. I had a few bites of noodles that were OK, but you'd be stupid to ingest food there voluntarily. All hope abandon, ye who want cheap beer. Obligatory Title Pun: I would walk 500 MILES in the opposite direction. Menu Readability: There is a fascia sign outdoors with some of the specials. Need to mention: Sun Draught lager tastes like grass and barley and despair. Not bad, actually. What this place teaches me about myself: That I am obviously, regrettably, and invariably a sucker for cheap alcohol. See you in cheap beer Hell.
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