:::Ring:::
Pita Jungle: Hello?!
Me: Hi, Can i speak to Cilantro Jalapeno Hummus?
Pita Jungle: Hold Please...
Cilantro Jalepeno Hummus: Hi, can i help you?
Me: I need to tell you something... Im in love with you.
CJH: I know... i love you too.
Me: Cool... dont tell the Lavosh Shwarma Wrap. I think she'd be jealous of our relationship.
CJH: I know, she's delicious, but kinda sensitive about her size... shes HUGE.
Me: I think it's a sexy huge... i mean, she wears it well.
CJH: Yeah... so... how about you pay attention to me and quit talking about how you like her size. I thought you loved me.
Me: Sorry, I'd really like to see you again.
CJH: How about tomorrow?
Me: Too soon... ill call you next week.
CJH: Prude
Me: Spicy bitch
CJH: K, love you.
Me: You too.
:::Click:::
The end.