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  • So, here's the scoop on this shoe shine stand. Week in and week out, I go thru the CLT airport and I pass by this shoe shine stand. Each and every time I pass it, .. all the chairs are filled and there is always a line. I must have passed by this shoe shine stand.. about 100 times and every time, there is a line. One day, I happened to get to CLT early, and I took my leisurely stroll past the Starbucks heading to A3 and walla... there is NO line.. Now, I have never had my shoes shined, except by me myself and my trusty Kiwi kit. I figure, I can head on down the aisle and get my usual beer prior to boarding or I could solve this one nagging thought about this shoe shine and make the pit stop. Whoa... I think I may have discovered my next obsession.. shiny shoes. I was took my throne in the high comfy seat and gazed at the lowly mortals that are rushing to their gates. Somehow, it felt good that I have time to spare. The lady, proceeded to undo my shoes.. taking the laces off and engaging in polite chit chat and she asked me.. how much time do I have?.. unfamiliar to the shoe shining etiquette.. I did not know what to say... Well it turns out, she is mindful of my time , so i can get to my gate quickly .. I told her I have an hour and she beamed at me.. I dunno why, but she was a happy camper.. She proceeded to lather on gobs and gobs of lotion and massaged it into my shoes.. I kid you not, my shoe was thirsty and it sucked in all that lotion. Following that, she applied layers upon layers of shoe wax and polish. I was thinking, that's a lotta polish and wax but she went on and on... Then she brushes it, then she oils the shoes, more massaging, more brushing, more oiling. aaahhhhhhhh what else is she gonna put on the shoe? A BLOWTORCH... Well, I ain;t telling you no more, cos it would be a spoiler. All I say is.. I doubt many will read this review in YELP , cos who'd read a shoe shine stand review. But if you do, make a stop at this shoe shine stand.. and experience for yourself a real shoe shine and happily hand over a fat tip. And guess what... I always always stop at this shoe shine stand..
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