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  • If chocolate is like sex, then cheese to me is like a three-way with Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio and they both just took a crap load of Viagra....in the way that I would be the sweet sexy cheese in the middle of that sandwich..... ...ahem. I...just really like cheese, is all... is all I'm saying. So I will never give a cheese shop less than three stars. Unless the owner is really rude or I get salmonella or mad cow or cheese-mold-itis or whatever it is you get from eating "bad" cheese. More to the point: This is a cute little cheese shop and IF I lived close by and IF I were throwing a party, I would go and buy some cheese here. They know their stuff and are not allowed to give out samples. But honestly? Their selection isn't the largest and half the store is filled with merchandise that could otherwise be used to store cheese... ...sweet, sensual, cheese.
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