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  • Ok, just to make it clear, I'm completely aware of how clubs in Vegas work, get bottle service, arrive early if you dont want bottle service, dress for Vegas, find a promoter, dont take your shoes off (do people really need to be told this?), be nice to bouncers, dont start a fight, dont get too drunk, oh.. and shake it like you're getting your booty amputated the next day. Disorganized - no line control, angry angry little promoters running around yelling at girls. Creeps - everywhere, just maneuvering through the PACKED dance floor dudes would rub their filthy hands up and down your body. Too packed to turn and bitch-slap the losers. Not once, but TWICE did some creeps literally walk up to me and try to lift up my dress. I was so shocked the first time he got about two inches up before I smacked his hand. Which brings me to another point, Ok, so the bouncers will YELL at you if you are not in motion or waiting in line "Move it along!" but they allow their guests to be accosted by drunk freaks? The bouncers are EVERYWHERE with their flashlights too! Lame sauce. Crowded - NO ROOM on the dance floor. No room to dance, no room to booty shake, way too many people. Which makes no sense when you think that they want to make money, how can you buy drinks when it's 20 people deep and there is TWO bartenders? Yes they make their $$ with bottle service and the entry fee for dudes, but once you are in you are stuck, stuck to the sticky floor, to the sticky people, to the sticky everything. bleh Ambiance - interesting. at one point there was a burlesque-ish show with super hot, tattooed, shaved head ladies, slow motion grinding to music. interesting. HOWEVER, every 5 minutes they turn on the strobe lights to FULL FORCE, I had to cover my eyes each time to avoid a seizure. I'm surprised I haven't heard of this happening there yet. If anything they made you very disoriented and panicked. Music is so loud it vibrated my chest, I don't mind loud, but when it feels like my organs are disintegrating it's no fun. Timing - we were there early for Vegas standards, 11pm, and by that time it was super packed, I'd hate to be there at 1:00am, do they just start packing people on top of one another at that point? The Good - ladies got in free, but is that so special? no, not really. Um, what else, nope... that's it.
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