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  • I didn't know what was ordered for me, or why it took 30 minutes to arrive, but what I received was absolutely ridiculous. Now I was pretty hungry, it had been a night out that reminded me of my youth, however on this day, I was a graying 30 year old, who needed some late night food. I was not prepared for what I received. I was under the impression I was getting a steak and cheese sandwich, what I received however, was a delicious endless abomination. It was a gyro chicken tender and french fry sandwich, with a mozzarella stick packed in its behind for good measure. What is this monstrosity? I took one bite head on without modification, and nearly collapsed from the enormity of it. Eventually I slowly deconstructed this mammoth, first removing most of the french fries, after realizing the contents of the sandwich I decided to cull a few chicken tenders off the top, those had left me full enough to where the rest of the sandwich - which looked like a delicacy a few moments ago - was making me sick from how full I was. I debated packing the remaing 80% of it up and eating it for the next few days, or perhaps shipping it off to Africa where it could surely keep a small village going for 2-3 weeks. However it unfortunately ended up in an empty bag of Doritos and then in to the trash. Fat Sandwich - I don't know what you think you're doing, but please carry on.
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