Goodbye Costco!!
Hello Sam's Club. I was so tired of the soccer mom crowds at costco. Every time I went there, the line for gas was longer than ever...the line to check out was longer than ever...the line for free samples was even ridiculous.
Sam's rarely has any of these problems. There is usually an open lane for gas, usually no more than one person in front of me to check out. And, I can even snag a sample of greasy chicken tenders before a family of 8 hordes them all. Sam's is great and pays for itself after just a couple visits.
Pro tip: Try the Member's Mark toilet paper. Its the cheapest stuff there but I defy you buy anything else once you try it! It's that good!