Dear (insert every other Poke Restaurant in Phoenix here),
I'm writing this to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. You've been good to me for almost two years but yesterday I met Koi Poke-Arcadia, and it just wouldn't be fair to me (or you) for us to continue to see each other.
To be honest, it has now become clear to me that you have never really loved me as much as Koi loves me.
Koi listens to me and gives me what I need. Koi's servings are much bigger and satisfying than your's ever we're. And I'm sorry to have to tell you this but Koi's Poke just tastes better.
So anyway the bad news is I can't see you anymore.
Best of luck....
Karen