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| - Five guys, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you I hate you. Sorry everyone.
I hate five guys for a variety of reasons. Firstly if you order a cheese burger, prepare for the most grotesque perversion of cheese ever. It made me gag, and almost vomit, I had to scrape it off to continue (I'm not even being dramatic).
Next, was the meat. I understand five guys only cooks to well done. It's obvious, all three times I went (hoping it would improve) the burgers were terribly dry, and lacked any memorable flavor. Nothing special about the bun either. A friend of mine really hyped this place up so I was really excited. To answer the obvious question, yes, I now think much less of him as a person.
The fries. Greasy nonsense. Way too many. The amount they give is just silly, total waste of food. A regular person could finish 1/3 of what they give you, tops.
The cost is really stupid too. A cheeseburger combo is 16 bucks. You can eat a burger at the keg with a nice side and a drink for 14... what is 5 guys thinking. Totally overpriced for food that isn't good, at all.... that cheese...
The reason why I gave Five guys 2 stars instead of 1 is because I have a kind heart, and understand that they are very sensitive. But seriously don't believe the hype, it's nothing even remotely special.
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