Did you guys ever try just talking it out with Burger King and understanding your common differences are what make you both special? You could even come together to make a Whopper/Big Max hybrid maybe? That would be so sick!
All this fighting isn't going to get you guys anywhere. Yeah you might have a lot of money and stores everywhere around the world but in the end you're just two all beef patties special sauce cheese lettuce onions pickles ketchup and mustard on a sesame seed bun.
I don't see any friends listed in there.
Thanks.