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  • Dear Assholes Who Run This Shitty Place: Let me give you some tips on running a place people want to actually spend money in (which if I'm not mistaken is the point of operating a bar). Tip #1: Allow potential paying customers to enter your premises. Dress codes are appealing only to douche frat jocks who only feel comfortable among their swinish brethren. Not only was I denied entrance for a stupid arbitrary reason (I was wearing a hoody), so was a friend of mine - for an equally stupid reason (his jeans had a rip in them). Meanwhile about 17 greasy sleazeball jackasses wearing Affliction/Ed Hardy t-shirts, too much cologne and pointy alligator shoes sidled their stupid way into your place without a second glance by your bouncer. Way to keep your place classy, guys! Tip #2: If there's a whole group of people spending money in your place already, don't decide arbitrarily to enforce your stupid dress code to prevent one of the group members from entering your lame bar. Because, see, when you do that, the ENTIRE GROUP LEAVES and goes RIGHT NEXT DOOR to Scotland Yard, where the bouncers are cool, the vibe is legit, the servers are friendly, the drinks are reasonably priced and people don't feel raped of their humanity just by virtue of walking inside. Bottom line, guys: the general idea that you obviously don't understand is that when people don't spend money at your bar, your bar goes out of business. And I'm going to recommend to everyone I know not to spend money at your bar now. The Internet has a funny way of amplifying the testimonials of people like me. In conclusion, suck it, Biermarkt.
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