Definitely not in love with Rachel's Kitchen, but something keeps drawing me in.
T: Too loud
H: Have earplugs. Holy fucknuts it's so loud in here.
R: Read the menu for calorie counts. Some of the meals are in a healthy range.
E: Eat the Chicken Curry Sandwich. It's in the awesome range.
E: Eat the pasta not the pancakes. I've tasted the pasta and it is light and has a great garlic flavor. My banana chocolate chip pancakes had craters where the bananas must have fallen out or stuck to the pan. FAIL.
S: Sit in the chairs and not the bench against the wall if you have short legs.
T: Tasty beverages. I will give them that.
A: Awesome cucumber water. Nice touch Rachel's.
R: Ridiculously loud music. Did I say that already?
S: Sit outside when the weather permits so you will have more space and won't be sitting close enough to strangers to scope their chunky earwax.
Even though I feel they are VERY three stars I will absolutely be back several times because shopping makes this hippo hungry.