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| - Went here to get something to eat while watching the Illini play and figured we'd try something new. We sat/ate at the bar. Service was decent, considering the number of people there. The food was awful. If your restaurant has "pizza" in the name, you'd expect it to be good. The crust was dry and flavorless, the sauce was flavorless, and the cheese was flavorless. Now, when the three staples of your pizza have no flavor, you can't expect a pie to be a culinary delight. The toppings couldn't make up for such a poor base.
As I mentioned before, we sat at the bar. Because of this, we overheard bar orders that would strike terror of anyone hoping to drink at this place. On a Friday around 8pm, they were out of: jack daniels, coors lite, budweiser select, and jagermeister. That's just what we overheard, I'm sure they were out of much more. I'd like to note that "Sports Bar" is also in the title of this establishment. Consider the irony that their bar would be empty on a game day.
Let's decompose this title:
Boston Pizza: Restaurant & Sports Bar
Boston: I have nothing against Boston, this place just gives it a bad name.
Pizza: Flavorless. Might as well rename this to Cardboard.
Restaurant: I suppose it's still a restaurant, considering they bring you food.
Sports Bar: They ran out of the bar staples on a game day. Enough said.
You'll do well to stay far away from this place.
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