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  • I have made it a point to avoid this place as much as possible, but my ex really likes shopping at Wal-Mart in the middle of the night while stoned off her ass and maybe a little tipsy. So after we broke up and did the whole "getting back together for a week and then breaking up again" thing like 50 times because we just sort of deserve each other's misery, I let her coax me into going here just so we wouldn't fight. I had a massive migraine and kept losing her and I think she shoplifted like $50 in nail polish, but I didn't ask. I was getting the munchies and filled up my cart with three ice cream cakes (what is wrong with me??) and we pushed them through the store for an hour, until they melted everywhere and totally ruined the floor in the kids aisle and I think some Mexican kid slipped in it, but Mexican kids here are always running away from their mothers, so serves him right. Frankly, I don't blame the mothers -- I'd want a break from brats like that too (and this isn't an exclusively Mexican thing either, my mom did the same thing and I'm black) but c'mon, do you really want your kid to slip in melted ice cream and get a concussion? Also, why is your kid even awake at 2 a.m.? So we left without buying anything and after that we broke up again. This Wal-Mart is like that.
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