And on the seventh day god rested... a hungry and broke god to say the least... so on the eighth day he created El Furniture Warehouse.
Then he didn't want to wait an eight day work week to go back... so he shortened the week down to 7 on Monday, then said to hell with it and went on Tuesday.
I don't blame 'em. I've been back to this place consecutive days... just cause.
Just Cause =
-It's an amazing business model
-The female AND male staff are disgustingly attractive
-EVERY food item on the menu is under $5
-The food / portion size is right on point
-Atmosphere breathes awesomeness
Toronto has been hurtin' for a place like this, and I'm glad we have a double dose of it with two locations in the downtown core.
This joint would get a perfect review, if it wasn't for the fact that every time I've gone SOMETHING has gone wrong:
Meals arriving at different times at the tables
Forgotten items
Cold fries
SLOOOOOW Service
Servers who are bitter from their previous tables crummy tip on a 10 dollar bill
Pro Tips:
Go in the afternoon or later in the eve
Bloor location is much nicer than the Queen location
DO NOT GET THE TACOS - THEY ARE LAME
DO NOT GET THE ONION RINGS - THEY ARE SUPER LAME AND ARE FROZEN
Stick to the burger / salad menu
Tip the staff well
No shame in sitting at the bar to eat, lots of elbow room and the bartenders are a laugh and a half
DO NOT GET THE PAN BREAD FOR AN EXTRA $2 - TINIEST LAME BREAD AND HUGE RIP OFF ... PAY 2 DOLLARS MORE AND GET A SECOND MEAL.
Even having some pitfalls... a lot it seems now that I typed it all out... why do I keep going back ?
Am I in an abusive relationship with a premium dive bar or is this God's will ?