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| - Don't be fooled by those reviews stating this is "the best pizza around." If that is the case, we're all in trouble. Having just arrived in the area, we took to Yelp to help us find a good local pizza place. Sadly, the reviews narrowed it down to this and another option. Apparently we chose the wrong one. We ordered take out and upon arrival to pick up our order, we were greeted with inferior customer service the moment we stepped in the door. As the employee went to grab our pizza to bring out to us, she noticed a glob of sauce on the bottom of the box and wiped it off with a napkin. How sweet of her. What she didn't bother to do is assess her performance as there was still a good amount of sauce on the box. When asking for additional napkins so that we could finish cleaning up their mess, we were again treated as if we were bothering them. Got the bottom of the box clean, now it's time to go! As we walking to the car, I switched the box from one hand to the other when I noticed this fine establishment also had slopped sauce all over the side of the box as well. My sweatshirt was very thankful for this as it was now no longer hungry, having received a copious amount of pizza sauce. Ok, now this place isn't looking too good. Finally, we arrive home hoping that the product can help alleviate the negative experience we've had thus far. Unfortunately, things only got worse from here. Checking out the breadsticks with cheese, at first glance they don't seem too bad. However upon further review, it is quite apparent they are swimming in an Olympic pool sized amount of grease. I probably would have been better off going to McDonald's kitchen and taking a straw to their fryer. Alright, onto the pizza! Something has to be good, right? Wrong again, sucka!!! Once we opened the pizza box, it was quite apparent where my shirt received its serving size of sauce. As far as taste, this pizza must be the best if you're into Pizza Hut or some other crap. Heed this advice and HEAD ELSEWHERE!
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