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  • I felt like I was in an episode of the Twilight Zone. I was greeted at the door by 2 lovely ladies, but when I got inside, they were never to be seen again, replaced by some rough looking Mexican construction worker looking dudes who were our "waiters". (aye..youse still thirsty or what...) An extreme example of the old bait and switch if I've ever seen one...when I looked at their menu though, I was somewhat cheered to see they had been voted Best tacos in Vegas 2014...sweet, I love tacos, but 20 bucks for 3 street taco size tacos, I was suspicious. I ignored my instinct though because the menu said that they were made with Filet mignon tips, so I went ahead and ordered. When the order arrived, I was horrified. The "tacos" were wrapped in a SINGLE corn tortilla. I damn near fainted. Who does that?! The wind was gone from my sails, but I still had hope for the filet mignon tips. When I bit into the taco, I hit a new personal low in my life. The meat was wholly unseasoned. No marinade. No nothing, nothing to identify it as a taco whatsoever, it tasted like meat in a corn tortilla, super bland. Someone thought THIS was the best Vegas had to offer?! For shame Vegas, for shame! You need to get out more. For the same price you can eat Los Tacos tacos, which is like the closest thing to having sex with your own face I can find. Or for a fraction of the price you can have some seriously bomb street tacos from any of the street truck vendors who all use TWO corn tortillas, as any taco with any self respect should. In fairness the taquilla was REALLY good, but not good enough to make me eat those tacos again.
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