I'm giving it the 3 star "A-OK" but not great yelp review.
I've been staying in a suite which is basically the size of a NYC 1-bedroom apartment. The separate room is nice. The suite area is decorated with mis-matched late-90's furniture. The TVs are big ass (no flat screens here) and the remotes are those early 90's-suck ass remotes.
I do have a fridge. I do have a microwave. I do have a bathroom. I do have complimentary wi-fi. OH! complimentary wi-fi. I tell you, every single fucking hotel that charges more than $100 should simply include wi-fi, and fuck this $5.95/day crap. Oh, that irks me.
So the hotel needs updating, no one offered to help me with my bags on the way in (though I was offered assistance on my second trip in), the bathroom is sucky...hello, bathfitters...and it's in the worst location in downtown pitty (on the far end of the offices) unless you're going to Mellon Arena. I FORGOT!!! The fitness facility has shitty treadmills, so I've been running hilly downtown.