OK, so it was our first night in Vegas and we had no clue what we were doing. Someone asked us if we wanted free champagne so we said yes. Then we tried to get it.... uh.... not so easy. They keep the crowds outside to make it look desperately popular, then when you get inside there's one girl wearing a belt as a skirt and swinging her ass rather disinterestedly on a table. Then you get 10 minutes of the hour's free drinking for no explicable reason, when the trolls are still giving out freebies outside.
Lies, damn lies, and a bunch of wannabe strippers (and a couple of real pole dancers who were, to be fair, pretty good). Not my scene. Maybe better for dinner.