Well...here is the rundown:
1. The other reviews are right- the front desk staff were really lacking in positive energy.
2. I had my arm around my boyfriend (not kissing or drunk or even anything remotely inappropriate) and one of the staff said if one of the guests sees us they might complain (awkward).
3. We had booked a hot stone couples massage over the phone but upon arrival they said they only do single massages.
4. While my BF got a great massage (Ovid), mine was super lacking (Patrice). I didn't get a temple message or eucalyptus over the eyes...the rocks stayed in the same position...you get the picture.
Anyways if you're gonna splurge on a super expensive massage I'd skip this place unfortunately.