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| - It's kind of ironic that Red Lobster national advertised on Yelp and yet, their local chain Yelp profiles are so poorly managed. Oh, well.
I have had an obsession with Red Lobster since I was a wee tot. Sometimes nothing is better in my mouth than a shrimp. Let me briefly chronicle my history with the RL:
-Site of my first Caesar Salad
-Site of my first salad
-Cheddar Bay Biscuits can cure cancer
-Cheddar Bay Biscuits in excess probably lead to heart disease
-Site of my first breaded shrimp and shrimp scampi
-My birthday destination two years running (shout out to the Archer Road location in Gainesville, FL)
I have been to this location thrice. The first time was a great date (and no, I didn't dump him because he took to Red Lobster). Our server's name escapes me, but she was super sweet and fun. The second time was after a tryst and an excuse to use a gift certificate. The bartender did a great job of giving me proper biscuit refilling. My third time was today. The barhop was serviceable. I don't think he wanted to be there on a Saturday morning. Regardless, the biscuits were the best I have had in a while. Fresh from the oven, the cheese inside stuck to the crumbly sides. So buttery, so stomach clogging.
None of the food besides the biscuits is stellar, but honestly, there are no better biscuits to be found anywhere. Not even Popeye's. Yea, I went there.
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